War Simulation Game, Cracked.
My friend W manages to find the most interesting sites on the Internet. Apparently Cracked, the lesser-known periodical in the style of Mad, has switched to online content. And it's hilarious. Observe.
One contributor wishes for an improved Real Time Strategy game. Wish number 14:
My new favorite place to visit.14. I want fat, left-wing documentarians carefully editing the only the most incriminating footage, countered only by low-IQ country music singers crooning my praises while in American flag-colored cowboy hats.
