E-Mail Forwards

Occasionally, e-mail forwards are worth reading.  But only rarely.

Dream Team

  Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and so
vivid. Let me describe it to you briefly...

  1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the
United States

  2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot
of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who
is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket.
Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!

  3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats
maintain control of the House and the Senate.

  4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day,
after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to
make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice
President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal
under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that 'no person
may be elected as president more than twice'.

  Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the
remainder of Hillary's term---all 4 years of it.

  5. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press conference
to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now-vacant office
of Vice President. Guess who he p icks? Why, Hillary, of course!!!

  6. And one last thing, Bill could resign just before the elections and
that would make Hillary the incumbent President. She could run for
re-election and we could do it all over again and she would never serve out
her two terms... Bill could be President for life....

  Please forward this e-mail to all of your Republican friends and to as
many others as you wish to cause sleepless nights...